5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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