Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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