Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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