At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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