Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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