you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Randomize
