good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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