Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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