I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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