she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
