Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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