I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
im holly from the hills drunk
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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