Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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