Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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