i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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