So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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