this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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