How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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