One girl and one boy is just not enough.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
My boob is missing a layer of skin
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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