do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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