I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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