I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Small penises have feelings too.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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