toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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