did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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