they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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