Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
We need to get me chipped asap
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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