Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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