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God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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