There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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