I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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