She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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