what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
