so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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