She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
where am i from again
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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