You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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