I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Acid is not a monday night drug
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize