How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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