you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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