Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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