Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Its about making memories worth repressing
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Randomize
