oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Two words: blizzard sex
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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