just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
How's work?
Spinning.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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