I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
