take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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