Your tits are I can't wait for
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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