What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Randomize
