Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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