She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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