No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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