woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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