the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
send nudes
from the living room?
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