If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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