i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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