i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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