fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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