I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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