so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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